When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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