3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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