Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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