Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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