YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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