Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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