69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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