Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize