Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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