I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
