He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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