when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
two words...techno handjob
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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