All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize