Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just tell him i said nine months
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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