i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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