I CAN MOONWALK!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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