Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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