Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize
