should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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