I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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