You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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