Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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