I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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