your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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