I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
