nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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