We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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