i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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