Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
my liver is dry heaving
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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