Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
