I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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