She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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