and next time when you feel me up, do it right
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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