I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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