i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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