people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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