so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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