quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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