Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
