Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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