You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
