i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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