his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Less talking, more tequila
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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