I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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