she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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