I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
