I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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