oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You took a bar mat shot.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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