If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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