On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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