My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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