As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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