im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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