I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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