I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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