Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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