I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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