We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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