But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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