Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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