So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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